Welcome to the official home of the Capital City Catfish— America's newest and most stylish beer-league hockey team! Because nothing says "serious athletic competition" quite like a group of barely coordinated adults chasing a puck around at midnight. Explore our exclusive line of Capital City Catfish apparel and gear—perfect for impressing absolutely no one aside from our players, immediate families, and pets.

Featuring our iconic (yet unnamed) Catfish mascot (because what's more intimidating than a fish with a stick?), these tees, hats, and accessories will at least make you look like you tried. All proceeds will go to pay our inevitable league fines and hospital bills.